meladoodle:

i only watch porn for the amazing plot, character development and storylines

radical-illusion:

theyellowbrickroad:

when i was 14 i was really against drugs but all of my friends were into getting high so i went to whole foods and bought empty pill capsules and filled them with sugar and told my friends that it was a new drug named pax imported from africa and that my other friends older brother gave them to me and my friends pretended like they got high off of the pills and it just made my life tbh

im crying 

blackromney:

a secret porn club called the Illuminaughty

veggietalesyaoi:

wtf its spelled swaggy not swaggie??? im calling the police